Bulletin Bloopers
1. Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
2. Thursday night-Potluck Supper.
Prayer and medication to follow.
3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
church and community.
4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we
have a nursery downstairs.
5. We are pleased to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer,
the sin of Rev and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
6. Thursday at 5 PM there will be a meeting
of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the
minister in his private study.
7. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis
to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
8. The ladies of the church have cast
off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
9.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
10.
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
11. The Senior Choir
invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
12. Scouts
are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will
be used to cripple children.
13. The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to
make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
14. The Ladies Bible Study
will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the fellowship
Hall after the B.S. is done.
15. Evening Massage - 6 p.m.
16. The Pastor would appreciate
it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the
pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
17. The audience is asked to remain seated
until the end of the recession.
18. Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday
at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.
19. Ushers will eat latecomers.
20. The
third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
21.
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
22. The pastor
will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into
Joy."
23. During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing
a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
24. Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will
then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
25. Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's
healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
26. Stewardship Offertory:
"Jesus Paid It All"
27. The music for today's service was all composed by George
Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
28. Remember
in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
29. The eighth-graders
will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m.
The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
30. The concert held in Fellowship
Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who
labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
31. 22 members
were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last
evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, "The Lord Knows Why."
32. A
song fest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
33. Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH
CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.
36. Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I
see here?" Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett Hymn 47: "Hark! an Awful Voice is Sounding"
35.
On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD Dr. Hargreaves is
better.
36. Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
37. Don't let worry kill
you off - let the church help.
38. The 1997 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May
10 and 11.
39. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
40. The choir invites
any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
41. Please join
us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first
child.
42. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use large double door at the
side entrance.
